YOU KNOW YOU’RE IN TROUBLE WHEN
no one helps with the groceries,
no one acknowledges your presence,
making the bed becomes a cruel joke,
everyone clams up when you walk into a room,
no one appreciates your new hair style,
you’d be a fool to ask for help with the trash,
you wonder if someone will flush the toilet after using it,
getting that laundry done isn’t happening,
writer’s block has attained a higher level of meaning,
someone’s always sticking a nose where it don’t belong,
your recipes are no longer appreciated,
you can’t read a book without someone hanging around,
and even with all that, no one is happier!
Happy Holidays Everyone!